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Cracked.com wrote up a  huge article on everything Street Fighter and though some of you may find parts of the article slightly offensive, it's still worth checking out for a couple laughs.

Here are a couple excerpts, hit the full article here:

M. Fucking Bison. The badass, completely psychotic leader of a massive underground paramilitary installation, who insists on inviting the strongest fighters in the world to a loosely organized tournament in a bizarre attempt to enact revenge against them for already beating him once before. Great plan! Definitely gonna work out this time. Fingers crossed!

Seth. A cheating bastard with everyone's powers that's looking for more data so he can become the ultimate fighter. Has a Yin-Yang for a stomach.

Rufus. A lardass mechanic that taught himself kung fu. Despite his size, he is ridiculously fast, and could be considered a true expert in kung fu. Somehow, he ends up even more ridiculous than this all sounds.

Thanks to Ryukenden for the link!